Alex B.
Holy Shit, I would have shit my pants seeing this thing, then look like an idiot and a total girl, and then because I look like a total girl the state would pay for me to surgically get a vagina.  Yes, a vagina.  Damn ostrich…

Holy Shit, I would have shit my pants seeing this thing, then look like an idiot and a total girl, and then because I look like a total girl the state would pay for me to surgically get a vagina.  Yes, a vagina.  Damn ostrich…

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